TableCat Reporting

Guess where I spent the day? You'll never guess. On the table-where-they-eat. When I went for my morning snuggles, She carried me to the table and put me there. Kasey was already there, demanding her dry, nasty treats. Kasey was surprised to see me on the table, and came over to sniffle me. I made a mean face at her, and she walked away. I drank some water, and had my butter up there on the table, and got comfy, and stayed there all day! I have never done that before, but it was kind of fun. Things look different from a table, you know.
She was worried about Him again, because he has been down in the dumps ever since he went to visit His mom where she lives. The mom-lady gives Him a lot of arguments, and She says, let it go, and He says He's trying. Letting go must be hard. I know that She tells me not to worry so much, but I can't help it, just like Him. He went off to His school, and seemed a bit cheerier.
I've been on the table all day, so I must go to my (ahem) litter box. Scuse me.

Pictures

Last evening, when She went to the party, the picture guy gave Her a pack of pictures, and She just loves them. She will send some off to the proper people, and that will make everyone happy. She will never forget that party! Did I tell you She didn't invite Kasey and me? So I had to look at the pictures. I saw Mable's boy and Abby's mom and dad. Smudge's mom was there, and so was Smudge's girl, who made Her a movie. She looked at those pictures about 100 times.
Today She went to Her church to hear LW's mom, and She said it was a brilliant talk! A bunch of the guys went to eat lunch, She told Him, and they talked and talked and talked. All the while, I was waiting for Her to come home and give me snuggles. She really likes Her friends, which is a good thing, I guess. All I have for friends is Him and Her, and sometimes Kasey. I look at Katy through the door, but for now Katy is at home with her kittens. I am a good friend. Kasey, not so much. I think I will find her and give her a biff right now. TTYL

Plenty of Good Air

Well, the air-conditioner guys did not come when they said they would, and She is annoyed. He told them to come next week, so I have plenty of time before I have to help them. Right now, the air is just fine. The box on the wall is turned off, and no special air is needed. What She says is that when they come, they will find some big, expensive thing that needs fixing, and He will want to fix it. She says to tell them to check back with us later, and if everything is still working, to save the money. She does not like to take risks with money. He calls it preventive maintenance, but She says it's just a way to get more money. They don't fight very much, but She is fussier about money, unless it comes to Her kids. Then She says it's only money. I laugh, because that's not what she says to Him or the air-conditioning guys.
She is going to a nice party today, where two friends are getting married. I am not invited, so I will go and play with a catnip mouse for awhile to cheer myself up. Bye.

How to Get a Cat

She said it again today - that She could make a new cat out of the fur that she brushes off me! I don't believe Her! There are only two ways to get a cat. You go to the esspeeceeay (or out in your yard, like Smudge's mom) or you get them out of your tummy, like Katy next door. If She DID make a new cat out of my fur, it would be very good looking, but I wouldn't like it. There is already one too many cats in this house to share kibbles, butter and snuggles with. Kasey went and sniffed Her finger with the butter on it today, and almost tasted it, but at the last minute, she walked away. I had an extra finger of butter, just to show Kasey I am the best butter-cat. Then I had a big drink of water out of the silver cup, and after I write my story, I am going to rest up so I can help the air-conditioner-checking guys later. Toodles.

And then there were TWO

Well, it seems as if our next-door cat, Katy, had kittens last night. I was wrong about the extra kibbles - she was eating for three! Katy had two little kittens, and She went over there to see them. She says they look just like Katy. One has a white "beard", She says. I believe that Katy's Mom will find homes for them after awhile and they won't go to the esspeeceeay, like Kasey and me. I really can't complain about living here. If they would find another home for Kasey, I would be perfectly happy. He would never approve of that, She says. Remind me to biff Kasey later. One thing I like here is that She has a brush with silver bristles, and She gives me a good brushing almost every day. She says she could make a new cat out of the hair that gets stuck in the brush, but I think She is kidding. One time I gave Her a snuggle before She went to LW's house, and LW got some cat hair on her. LW's Mom noticed it, so I got an extra brushing when She came home. We all love LW, and don't want her to have cat hair on her dress!
I am so excited for Katy's kittens that I plan to celebrate with a nice nap. Toodle Pip.

Who's in the Box?

Here's what happened. There are workers fixing up the house next door, where Katy lives, and her mom didn't want her to get in the way. She borrowed our cat-carrier (a nasty piece of work THAT is!) and put Katy inside, and brought her over to our house, to visit in our living room. Katy had to stay in the box. The cat box make Kasey curious, and she went and sniffed all over it. She realized that there was a foreign cat in there (Katy), and started hissing! I told you she was rude. Katy must have been scared from all that hissing, and she started to cry. He and She gave her some treats to ease her sadness, but she cried for a while more. Kasey was insulted because she thinks the treats are all for her, and she went to her soft blanket, but she didn't go to sleep. She just scowled at Him and Her and the box where Katy was. Finally, Katy's mom came to get her, and we said goodbye to Katy - all but Kasey, who ignored everyone. I went and got some snuggles, and everything turned out fine. I'm going to get a drink, now. Toodles.

Cat-itude

Today looks as if it will be a good day for Mable's Mom, which makes Her very happy. She says someone sent M'sM some money, and we all like money! He and She talk about it all the time. Kasey and I don't need money. We get all our kibbles and butter for free, because we are so cute. At least I am. Kasey is so rude that I would charge her one dollar a day. I don't know what that is, but she always says I'd give a dollar to know (whatever). Like who gave money to M'sM. Noone signed their name, so it is supposed to be a secret, I guess. I saw pictures of the LW dancing like she did at Her birthday party (to which I wasn't invited). LW is amazing, because she can dance as if she had never had keemo! She calls LW a Dancing Queen, like in the song Mazie sings. She wants to compute now, so I will go chase Kasey for awhile, then Kasey will chase me, and we'll both have a nap. TTYL.