Just One Thing

There is just one thing that puzzles me about Cleo, my dog-cousin. Why does she eat my food? They give her her own food every day, and usually, she doesn't eat it, but she always eats MY food. Luckily, He and She give me more, so I am not starving, but someone is going to have to solve this puzzle pretty soon - or at least before Cleo comes back next time. We are quite used to having her here, now. I just wish I knew how she gets my food EVERY time! You think Cleo is at Her side every minute, but - one minute my kibble is there, next minute it is gone, and Cleo is smiling and licking her snout!
It is nice to have the inside grass, too. She put it by my food dish, so we could get at it while Cleo is here. Luckily, Cleo doesn't care for out grass, so it is safe. That grass is very tasty, I must say, and Kasey seems to like it, too. I hope it makes her glad to stay in. I kind of wonder if she will yow again when Cleo goes back to her house.
We are all glad that He is through with his school for awhile, but we are kind of sad about Sunday. Since He has to go to the doctor on Monday, he can't have real food all day Sunday. She says bummer, which She hardly ever says! But that is only one day. The rest will be great. Cleo will be at home, and He and She will both be here with us! Must run, now. Grass to eat. Toodle Pip

Lost-and-Found Kasey!

Well, you aren't going to believe this! Kasey disappeared! I think she was reading back over our blog, and she got some ideas for hiding from Cleo. He and She looked all over for her, like They do, and They knew Kasey was not afraid of Cleo, but it was a good opportunity to show all of us who is boss around here. If you guessed all day, you would not believe where They found her! Remember when I told you about my secret trip to the windowsill? Well, Kasey figured out how to get behind the bedroom shade, and she was snoozing on that windowsill! I think she even barfed up a hairball, just to make it seem homey. That Kasey!
I got a note from LW, and told Him and Her. They hope LWs Mom will bring her tomorrow! You won't believe how excited they are! She says She has known LW every day she was alive! That is more than she has know even ME.
It looks as if He passed his final test, and will get a good grade in his school. She is very proud of him, but She says it makes Her feel like a slug. I don't know what that means, but it can't be good, because it doesn't make Her smile.
I am totally worn out from being watchful about Cleo. I am going to take a nap. Bye for now.

Cleo Again!

Yes, our cousin Cleo is here again, while her people go far away to get her girl to bring home. In the meantime, Cleo is not bothering us too much, but she sure stopped Kasey from yowing in the mornings! We went to the window while Cleo was outside, and Kasey ran away back to her cozy blue blanket! I don't like to laugh at Kasey, but I am glad to have that yowing stop. I hope Cleo doesn't scare children, because she is really a nice dog (for a dog). Cleo does what He and She tell her most of the time, but she can't seem to get it clear about our kibbles. Cleo has her own kibbles, but I guess she thinks our food is for dessert. Oh well. Saturday will soon be here.
One person we would really like to see is LW. We haven't seen her since her hair came back after the keemo. She and her sibs used to visit, but now they are in school and have very exciting lives. They just came back from a place Kasey and I call The Mouse Kingdom. LW told us about it, and we don't want to go, even if there is tuna! We would not mind having those mud bug things LW eats. It sounds like fun, but She says that She doesn't want to suck anything's head. You know, She is kind of fussy about what She eats.
Going top get a drink of water now. Toodles.

Mew-sik

Oh, She was happy last night! There was a singer in town and She was friends with the singer's friends. When She had a chance to go hear the mewsik, She even missed her beloved Dr.House to go. She told Him it was in a coffee place, so how could it go wrong? I have told you before about how She loves coffee so much that She named Her cat Coffee (snerk) So even if this singer wasn't any good, She had nothing to lose! Well, it turns out the singer WAS good, so She said it was a great evening! She only wished some of Her other friends would have gone to hear her. Poor Mable's Mom was going to go, but she wasn't feeling well, and it was better if M'sM stayed home. She was worried about driving in the dark, but She made it just fine. She told Him He wouldn't believe the high water left over from that flood last week! He couldn't go to hear the singer, because He had to go to His school.
I really like it when She is happy. But I am getting ready for later today -- Cleo is coming! I'll tell you all about it tomorrow. A-doo.

Something Else New

Kasey woke up very early today, and was meowing loudly at the door. She wanted to go out to eat more of that grass, I think. He and She think so, too, so She went to a special store for pets, and She got some special grass to grow. Just so Kasey won't yow again tomorrow, She got some grass that was already growing. I heard Her grumble to Him, that paying for a little pot of grass was kind of silly, but if it works, it's OK. She put the grass on the table next to the silver cup, and we both had a snack right away. Then she put the grass seeds by the window, so they would grow nicely. It is a funny thing with Kasey. She went out that one time, and now she wants to go out every day! That's how fast you can be an addict, She says.
Before She got the grass, She went to hear a talk by a nice young man. He was talking about not being prejudiced against people who had different beliefs. She says She is a Humanist. I say hmph to that. She should be a feline-ist, and make a mean face at everyone who is not! I believe Kasey thinks everyone should be a Kasey-ist. That cat is so rude!
At least She is happy LW and her sibs are home safely, with lots of good stories about Make-a-Wish adventures. I must go and nibble on some more grass now, before Kasey gets it all. Toodle-Pip.

Oh, That Kasey!

Ha! I was all rested for a busy day of stalking, eating kibbles and watching out the window, when I got a REAL surprise. Here's what happened - He went out to feed the birds, which I was watching closely. When he got through and started to come back in, Kasey made her escape! That rascal went right out the door. She has not done that before, so He and She were astonished! At first I was thinking, good, now she is gone and I will have Them all to myself, but in a little moment, I felt scared! What if a dog bites her? What if a cat with claws scratches her? She started eating grass, and when He went out to pick her up, the rude little cat went under the rose bush! Kasey was laughing at Him. He was starting to get upset. I guess He was worried like I was. It was She who said to let her alone. That is a comfort-loving cat, She said. She won't stay out too long. But He and I kept looking at Kasey out there. A squirrel came looking for seeds, and Kasey ran her off. I bet she felt very important after that. Finally, she sat down where He could get her. I was relieved. I didn't know I would worry about Kasey. He brought her in, and She said Kasey had enough adventure and wanted to come in, or she would never have let Him pick her up. Kasey is safe on her blue blanket now, and I am ready for a peaceful day! Chow.

What a Day!

Excuse me if I yawn, but I am one exhausted cat. First, it was the birds that had to be watched, and then squirrels, who came to get the seeds He puts out for the birds. I had to yow at them for stealing. Now, I don't care who eats the seeds, personally, but He and She want the birds to have them. I was already getting tired from that, when who shows up on the window, but a green lizard! He sat very still while I poked him with my paws, because he couldn't feel me through the window, but then he started to crawl away. It took me hours (I think) to paw him, and when he crawled up high on the window, I had to get under the shade and jump about 60 times to be sure he was chased away. At last he was gone. I thought I could get some rest, so I had a drink from my silver cup, and was just about to curl up for a snooze when guess what! A CAT came into the yard! It was not Katy, or any cat I know, so naturally, I had to get back to the window and make noises and fighting faces so he would go away! Where was Kasey during all this work? Do you think she would help me? No, she was curled up on her precious blue blanket! I am going to get a couple of snuggles and turn in early. Nitey nite.