Knackered Cats

Yes, we have had an active day today. Kasey and I had to play chase for quite awhile because it really made Her laugh. Look at how they play together, She said to Him. You would never know they love each other. What makes Her think we love each other is just Her wishful thinking. I think Kasey is rude, and Kasey thinks I am not very clever. Of course Kasey is wrong, but - well - no sense arguing with Kasey. Then I had to stalk a red thing after it fell on the floor. I caught it, and worked terribly hard to kill it, but it kept sliding away. It was a twisty thing from off a plastic bag. You know how those things are. He finally picked it up and put it in the trash. That means I won!
One other thing that wore me out was thinking about our Uncle Jack, who is still sick. I am sending energy to him, and so are He and She. Get better Jack. We love you. And Smudge still needs to learn things from you.
This is spaghetti day. He checked with Her about that first thing. In the meantime, She had shrimp for lunch, and that made me purr. I got my own shrimp, which I had to stalk before I could eat it. So you can see why I need a little nap. Chow for now.

Friday Cats

Do you know what She says? She says TJMIF. No one knows what She means by that unless they are Her Eddie People. Her beloved Eddie says god sounds like James Mason, so that's how She thinks about god. And Her dear friend, Juliette's Mom, who just died, always said she believed in a small-g god, so that's what She believes in.Some people are not very happy with the way She thinks about god, but She believes in being a nice friend, helping others, and giving treats and pets to Her cats. For me, I think that is OK.
The men came today to check on the furnace before the weather gets too cold. He said they were coming Saturday, but they came today, so She told them they had better not find anything that cost a lot of money to fix. Usually, She is nice, but She gets very mean with these people.
Today they said They needed to fix something, and She said She would talk to Him about it, but She thinks it is a scam. That means they are making stuff up to make money. She says we need a second opinion. Well, OK. I think it's a scam, too. So it is settled.
She got two good things in the mail today. A new Eddie DVD, and a CD about a sweet girl She knows from New York. What a lucky day for us! TJMIF! TTYL

A Singing Day

Today She woke up singing! For one thing, Her NYC-singer-Grandkid sent Her some pictures and they had a chat about that, But mostly She was excited, because She was going to meet Apache's Mom for coffee-the-drink! She just loves Apache's mom and Dad and their girls and boy! It made Her feel wonderful, and do you know what She told Him? She said Apache's Mom bought Her a gingerbread bagel! I have never heard of such a thing! How wonderful it must have been!
Then, She went to a store where She had a little paper that said She would get everything She bought for less money. That is the kind of adventure that She sings about! She was very pleased with Her good luck, and She was all treats and pets for us. I know a secret, but don't tell Kasey. I saw two packets of Smudge-treats when She was putting things away. Oh, Kasey will dance about that. Here's the bad news: Kasey still doesn't want pets from Her. It is lucky that I am here to give Her something to do with Her extra pets. I would not give all those treats to Kasey, myself. I think Kasey is rude.
I am going to wait until She is through fixing dinner, and then I will go sit on Her lap. If
She happens to give me a snack, well, I guess I deserve it. TaTa for now.

The Coffster Abides

Yes, I am in a good position right now. You see, Kasey has gone a little nutso about her new treats. Right now, Kasey's favorite friend is our cousin Smudge. It is Smudge's treats that have Kasey addicted, and she spend most of her time looking for Her to give her some treats. It has gotten so Kasey doesn't care so much for her old treats, and He feels kind of sad that she runs to Her desk or the inbox to cry for the Smudge-treats. I'll keep you up to date on this development. Meanwhile, I'M the normal one! (snerk)
This afternoon, She went to visit at Katy's Boy's school to help them find out if he needs more help. She thinks that the school should give more help to Katy's Boy, and that takes a lot of meetings! While She was doing that, He went to visit His mother where she lives. As usual, He came home and went right to bed. Oh, she wears Him out. One good thing is that this month's bill is smaller. That makes Her happy, so She just let Him rest until dinner time.
So many catalogs came that she still hasn't looked at half of them. All She says is Oh, LW's mom would like this, or Mazie would like that, or Cleo's girls would look cute in that. Meanwhile, the gift closet is full of stuff! One of the catalogs is about pets. Hmmm. I hope She looks at that one very carefully. Toodle Pip.

Strange Day for Cats

This was a strange day for Kasey and me. Kasey did not get her regular treats - that is, she wouldn't eat them! Then I didn't get my butter. I was busy drinking water in the bathtub, and She called me a lot of times, but when I got out there, I didn't lick any butter off her finger. She was really puzzled by us today. I don't know why we were such strange cats today. Maybe we knew they were both going away, and we were sad. She went to get Her car fixed and He went to His school, and we don't like it when they are both away.
She had to go to Her bank, as well. She said She could not drive Her car (which is all fixed) through the outside bank place. They told Her that the bank was hit by lightning, and their computers for the driving place don't work. What a storm that was last week! It scared us, but we didn't know it had hit Her bank..
There were a lot of catalogs in the mail today. I told Her to throw them out, because She doesn't have any more money to buy different gifts, but She just laughs and says don't worry, Coffs. We'll think of something!
Now They are both home. I'll see if She feels like petting Her cat! Sy-o-nara.

Time Cats

There is something wrong with the time. He and She get up earlier, and go to sleep earlier. It has Kasey and me quite confused. Saturday night They did something to all the clocks, but not the clock in my tummy, so I get my food earlier, when I am not so hungry. You would think that would make a cat happy, but it makes me confused. Being confused is not fun for me. Kasey doesn't care, as usual. She eats her supper earlier, then goes and begs for more at the usual time. And still she is sleek and slim. It makes Her wish that She could do that, but She is not sleek nor slim. She says She is a grandma, so it is OK to look like a dumpling! That is a fluffy kind of food. She looks fine to me, and She is much friendlier than Kasey. She is also worried about Smudge's Cat, Jack. He doesn't feel well, so we are sending love to him.
There are a lot of things on her to-do list this week. When did I have time to go to work? She says. Most of the things are fun, though, except getting Her car fixed. They sent a letter to Them saying Their cars needed to have something changed, so He took His today, and She has to go tomorrow.
She is excited for Mazie, because her family is moving in to their new house today. I wish they were not so far away, She says. But She is glad She doesn't have to help carry boxes!
I am not hungry yet, so I'll go lie in a piece of sun that is coming in the window. Nappy-bye.

The Cat Stalks

Last night, they watched a bunch of scary movies while kids came to the door for trick or treat. I couldn't get on Her lap, because She was always jumping up to give candy to the kids. Some of them looked like vampires, and one guy looked like a dragon. He would have been the scariest, except his mom was carrying him. They were eating popcorn, and with all this up and down stuff, some popcorn pieces droped on the floor. Luckily, I was there to stalk that popcorn and bat it under the table, so They didn't see it. I like to help that way, especially when I can't get lap time. When it got late, and all the candy was gone, I could get my pets, while They watched a murder show. They did something to the clocks, too, so we stayed up later. More scary movies.
So, today She and Mable'sMom went to get gingerbread pancakes, which She loved. When She got home from that, Katy's Girl brought Her a big bag full of presents! The presents were things She loved, especially a little bear dressed in a cute outfit. Do NOT stalk that bear, Coffster, She said to me. It is tempting, but I will leave it alone. Maybe LW will play with it next time she comes over.
Anothher nice thing is that Smudge's Mom came home from her far-away trip, so She is happy today.
I think She dropped something else. I will go and stalk it now. Odd you. (That's French)