Table Talk

She is so lucky to have me. It was a bad storm last night - with thunder and lightning! I was sure She would be scared, so I snuggled up to Her, very close, and kept Her safe. Kasey gave similar assistance to Him.
But I really want to talk about tables. There are lots of tables in our house, and Kasey and I walk on all of them. She says that some people don't like cats on the table where they eat, but Kasey and I say that is rubbish! On the biggest table, where They eat, there is a nice, neat placemat with a silver cup on it, and we get drinks from there every day. Oh, we have our own lovely bowls of water by our food, but we like the table-cup to be sociable. Kasey gets on the pass-through all the time, but neither of us gets on the kitchen counters! They are slippery and hard to maneuver. If you don't like to eat where there are cats on the table, forget I said anything. She knows who you are, and hides the cup. (snerk) Joke's on you!
Back yard is full of birds and squirrels , so I must run and glare at them out of the window. Bye.