A Day to Cat-ch Up

This was a good day for catching up on important things. I had to get even with Kasey, for example. I was giving her my best Threatening-to-Fight-With -You look, when she hurt my feelings. Here's what happened: I got all puffed up in my mean-cat shape, and started toward her in a VERY threatening way. I was scowling at her when - Do you know what she did? She yawned! She yawned right at me, and when I looked surprised, she turned around and walked away So today I had to figure out ways to bother her. I can't eat her food, because He puts it up on the brick wall, and I can't jump up there. I can't drink her water, because we both drink the same water. I can't meow at her, because she doesn't care. And I can't really hurt her, because She would not stand for that. Here's what I did. I bothered her. All day long, I got up on the table when she was trying to drink from the silver cup. I wagged my tail, and when she jumped on it, I ran away. I got up on the bed while she was trying to sleep, and biffed her until she ran away to the closet. Then I caught up on some snuggles, watched some pictures of little kittens, and had a nap. Ahh. All caught up! So long for now.