Lawn Terrorists!

This started out as a peaceful and pleasant day. She was de-cluttering, and I was helping. Mostly by staying out of the way. I am excellent at that. She is a lot of fun when She de-clutters. It makes Her feel as if She is accomplishing something, but not working too hard! Sometimes She looks at every single thing She wants to de-clutter, and it takes Her a long time. I don't quite see how de-cluttering helps, because everything looks worse now than it did before She started. Still, She feels as if She has accoomplished something, and She likes to feel like that.
While She was taking a break from de-cluttering, and having a PBandJ with Her coffee, we started hearing a loud noise. I could hear something roaring, and I heard the gate open. Suddenly, there were people in our back yard! I was very alert, and when the noise got especially loud, I identified it as terrorists who were disturbing our grass. Their machines came very close to the window where I was sitting, and I ran to the closet as fast as I could! She did not appear concerned, but I knew I needed to save myself. I stayed there until He came home from His school and told her He got an A on His algebra test. It was safe to come out and write my story. The grass looks very neat, and the terrorists are gone. Whew. That was close!