Cautious Cat

When She got Her toes painted, they caught my attention. She saw me looking, and soon those toes started wiggling! I crouched down to make myself as small as I could - which is very hard, because I am a NORmous cat! I stared at those wiggling toes, and was prepared to pounce on them, when they moved toward me! I jumped up and ran away with all possible speed! I could hear Her laughing, and so I thought I would surprise Her and stalk those toes from a different angle. Just as I was about to pounce....the toes moved toward me again! How does She do that? I just lay on the kitchen floor and waited for my butter. Here you go FierceFace, She said as She reached out a finger of butter. FierceFace, She called me. I was very proud of that. Kasey said I was a doofus. Kasey is quite rude.
She and Mable's Mom went to tell a guy that they would not vote for him if he didn't pass the President's health plan. And they meant it, too! She said they had to walk up some steps without a railing, and that made Her cross. She is fine, now, though, because M'sM always makes her laugh.
Must go have some water from the silver bowl, now. Toodles.