Cat Bites

I'll tell you just how it happened. When I went for my early morning snack, my bowl was empty. I guess Kasey had the munchies during the night, and didn't bother climbing up where They keep her bowl. Well, I gave Her a little nudge, and She began petting me. I think She wanted to keep sleeping. I jumped up on Her tummy and began to give Her a massage. She petted me some more. I was getting nowhere with this nice cat approach, so I had to show Her I needed something. She is usually good about seeing that. Honestly, it was only the tiniest nip. It didn't even make a mark! But it DID work! She said Coffee wants something! So He got up and gave me some food in my bowl. She said I hurt Her feelings. I wouldn't bite you, She said. She didn't accept my apology at first, and resisted my adorable cuddles under Her chin. I began to think there would be no butter for me today. But She had some coffee-the-drink, and gave me my butter. I had about five fingers, in fact. Before She went to See Mable's Mom, we were friends again. I really don't ever want to bite Her, ever again, but a cat needs his early morning snack, so no promises. Anyway, it was all Kasey's fault.
Too much excitemennt. I need a little rest. Toodle Pip.