Warning!

If you are a cat and you are reading this, I urge you to take some advice from a very wise cat. (ahem) Do NOT go out tonight! Oh, I know it is tempting. There are cute children everywhere, and there are bags of treats, and pumpkins with funny faces. But there are also some dangers. Your tail WILL get stepped on. If you get into some strange food such as chocolate, you will get sick. This part She would not tell you, because She doesn't want to believe it, but there are some people out there who like to hurt things. Remember Katy's first kittens? It turned out they were hurt by some wicked boys, not hit by a car! And cars are dangerous, too. So stay inside. Peek out at the children, if you dare, but keep your little self in the house! That way, if someone out there think that cats can talk to witches (which they can, but witches are not evil.) you won't be a target.
Sorry to be a downer today, but even though She says don't worry, Coffs, I remember what it was like before I lived here. Here, They make pasta for dinner, and give lots of pets. And They absolutely will NOT let us go out! Be sure to check the bags the children bring home, and we can talk about that tomorrow. Doss vadonya.