Newsy Cats

Here is the news today. She stayed up so late last night that She was sleepy this morning, and I had to put my cold nose on Her face to wake Her up. After all, a cat needs attention in the morning, don't you agree? I can't get butter for myself, and Kasey cannot get her own treats. Oh, He was up, but He was occupied with the paper that tells what is on TV. He likes to make red checks on the little book, so He knows what to watch and what to tape. So I managed to get Her up, and She wasn't even mad about it. I know I have more charm than my rude sister.
This is the day before school starts around here, and She was talking about it all day. I think She does not really believe She is not a teacher anymore. Here She is, ten years later, and thinking of things She would be doing if She went back to teaching. If you saw her trying to get around without falling down, and groaning and oofing when She stands up, you would know that teaching is no job for Her. Besides, She has cats to take care of, and grandchildren to care about and Eddie shows to watch. She needs to stay right here at home! She tells us She wants to go back and see Her OperaGirl, but I want Her to stay home, so I tell Her to buy a lot of things from Her catalogs so She will not have the money to go! I am a very clever cat, as well you know. Now She is telling Him She has to go back when Ollie'sDad and his lady go to OG's house. We'll just have to see. That's all the news for now. The rest you will have to find out later. Ah-dyou.