Wise Old Cats

Kasey and I are kind of old and very wise. Since He and She value wise old people and cats, it is our best interest to show them we are wise enough to almost always keep our poo in the litter boxes, and to eat slowly so we don't scatter kibbles everywhere. Kasey acts like she is wise until the back door opens, and then she tries to get out. Since He is old and wise He catches her. As for Her, She loves a lot of people, but among Her favorites are The Crones, who are wise and wonderful. You have to be a certain amount of old to be a Crone, but She is older than all but one of them. She had a lovely time with them last night.
This has been a really unusual day. There was nothing on Her calendar at all. That almost never happens, so today She just had a retired day. We did all our routines, but She didn't work on very much de-cluttering and only made one order from Her catalogs. She didn't even watch TV. She just thought. She thinks She is lucky to be able to think without getting b*r*d. (Remember, we are not allowed to use that word.) She can sort things out in Her thoughts and decide what to write down. Today She was remembering all Her old boyfriends. One of Her favorite things to remember is that the boys thought She was smart and funny. In the olden days, some boys were afraid of smart girls, so some girls acted as if they were not smart to not scare the boys. Not Her, though. Her Grandma would have made a sad face if She had pretended like that. It was all a long time ago. That is why She is old and wise today. If I can act wise enough, maybe She will fix pizza for dinner. Mmmmmm. Maybe it's because of those Italian boys, but I feel like eating some of Her pizza. Chow for Now.