Computer Cats

If we didn't have a computer, I don't know what She would do. It is all I can do to get Her away so I can write my story for you. First thing every day She reads the paper. Everything but the part about sports and about buying new cars and stuff. The next thing She does is get onto Her computer. She knows people who don't like to use computers, but since She has more friends by way of the computer than She has in real life, it is like talking to all Her friends every day. Some of the people on there She has never even seen, but I know She cares very much about them and what they are up to. She says She can't imagine life without Her Eddie girls. Kasey and I are OK with it, and so is He. She still takes time to pay attention to us. If She ever stops doing that, I will just lie on Her keyboard until She changes Her ways.
You should see our back yard. He is clearing everything out of those little houses back ther and sorting them in to things He will sell and things He will save, and things the fixing guy will take away in his truck Next, He will knock down two of the little houses, and the back yard will be beautiful again. Pretty soon, He and She will stop being stuck and will start going back to being regular people, with two adorable cats (ahem).
She says the TV is good tonight. British shows are Their favorites. They are OK. I can sleep through anything, except football games. Later, gator.