Money Diet Cats

You would not believe the messages She got today that said She could get a bargain if She bought stuff and put in a secret code. She was very tempted, but managed to stay strong, and avoid almost all of the deals. I am sure that if I hadn't come up here while She was looking, She would have bought more. The trouble is, She really needs to go on a money diet. She has spent too much money, even though She gets only small gifts for people. Just look at this, Cofs, She says. This would be perfect for Mazie, or LW, or LW'sSibs. This would make my OperaGirl laugh, She says, and then I really have to lie down on the keyboard, or there will not be enough money left for kibbles! That is silly, Cofs, She says, but I don't want to risk it. It worries Her that if people knew how good She is at finding bargains, they would think She or He doesn't love them as much. I have made it clear that She must return to Her careful ways with money or I will have to pee on these letters, so She can't type any more. Kasey says she will volunteer to do that. All I have to do is say the word.
Well, I think the message got across, since She has left the computer bargains behind and went to watch a story about a mean lady who fixes people's beauty shops. That is safe, because She doesn't have any beauty shops to fix.
I think we will have the rest of the Thanksgiving turkey tonight. That is fine with me. Toodles.