Keeping Up Cats

Every day there are things to do, mostly regular things. Some days the things are unusual, such as what She did today. Besides all the regular stuff, She went to the place where they pamper Her toes. She has a big belly, so taking care of Her toes is not easy for Her to do. That is why She goes to a special place. They have nice-smelling warm water that churns around Her feet while She sits in a chair that automatically massages Her back. She says that getting Her toes pampered is like a vacation. There is usually a very sweet girl who massages Her feet and legs, with cream that smells very good. They paint Her toenails with a color that She picks out. She goes to sit in a place where there is a special light to dry the toe paint, and She reads a magazine. When it is all dry, She puts Her shoes back on, and admires Her pretty toes. Of course, when She comes home, we all have to admire them.
The lady sitting next to Her at the toe place had nice, straight toes, while Her toes are all scrunched up and crooked. Here's why. When She was a young girl She wore the shoes that were in style. They had pointy toes and very high heels. She put Her poor toes in those crippling shoes, until Her feet were all twisted up. Now She only wears comfy shoes, because She learned Her lesson., after four operations on Her feet. She tells young girls not to damage their toes, but mostly they don't listen. TTYL