Pretty Cats

I can tell you the names of three pretty cats. One is Kasey. She is not very friendly, but she is surely pretty to look at. She has some stripes and some spots and the neat thing is that some of her spots are kind of orange. If you think a bunch of marks on one cat is pretty,l then you will have to agree with me. Kasey has a little problem with being very independent, except with Him. I don't think that is pretty. Still, she is my sister, and when I look at her I see a pretty cat.  Another pretty cat is Kate. Kate is blue and silver, so that she looks kind of gray, but her fur is pretty, and so is her face, with very green eyes.  Because Kate is so pretty, She thinks Kate has found another home. The third cat is (ahem) me, myself. I am the color of coffee with cream in it, so She thought that was a perfect name for me. Coffee.  I am the biggest of the three, and I have some wobbley hips, but when I get up on Her and purr, She says I am the most beautiful cat in the whole chair.  I give Her extra snuggles for that.  It is harder for me to tell if humans are pretty. Being pretty seems to mean much more to people than it does for cats. You should see what they do. They put on paint on their faces and their lips They fuss with their hair. If you are a guy person, you sometimes shave the hair off your face, or maybe just some of it. I'll let you in on something. If I were blind and couldn't see Her, I would still think She is pretty, because of the way She pets me and brushes me and lets me snuggle. I would think He is pretty, because He always takes care of us and pets us and treats us nicely. It makes me wonder. I know what makes cats pretty, but as for people, I think it has nothing to do with the way they look. It is how they treat their cats and each other. To me She is not fat, She is just right. He thinks She is just right, too.  If you wonder if you are pretty, think about who loves you and not how you look. I'm just saying.
She isn't fixing dinner tonight. It is Cleo'sMom's birthday, so She and some other special friends are going to celebrate. I won't tell you what is in the package. It would spoil the surprise. Cheers.