Good Looking Cats

As you can see from our pictures here on my stories, Kasey and I are splendid-looking cats. I, of course am the handsomer, because I am three times as big as Kasey. She weighs around 6 pounds, while I tip the scales at close to 18. I am a prettier color than she is, and I have a seriously better disposition. There is no argument that sweet cats are easier to look at than grumpy cats. No, Kasey does not look like that famous grumpy cat, but the only time Kasey looks sweet and innocent is when she wants a treat. As cats go, however, Kasey and I are fine examples. He and She look quite good to us, although neither of them looks like models or movie stars. I believe He is slimmer than She is, but She says Grandmas are supposed to look like dumplings. I have seen dumplings, and She does resemble one. The big difference with Him and Her is that She doesn't yell as much. She gets loud when She is cheering for something, or when She is joking. He gets loud every time something doesn't work. She and I suspect He has a little trouble with His hearing, because He turns the TV up very loud, and says the people are whispering. She doesn't bother him about it, but She turns the TV down when He isn't there. People have different ideas about what is good looking, which turns out to be a good thing, or else everyone would look the same. No two people look exactly alike, and neither do any two cats. She sees a cat and says that looks exactly like my darling Coffee, but I have to laugh when She says that. Whatever cat She says that about doesn't look any more like me than Kasey does. I bet everyone thinks his or her cat is good looking. Pink fish for our dinner. That looks good to me. Toodle pip.