Cat Cousins

Kasey and I have lots of cat-cousins. Some live next door, Like Katy. Some live kind of far, like Smudge, and some live very very far away, where Her Eddie lives. That cousin likes to get on his dad's head! We have never done that. I guess that cousin has not trained his dad as well as we have trained Them. I shall have to send him some advice.
What She has said about today is that it's a jackpot day. Do you know what that means? They got four packages today, just in this one day. They got a bokay made of fruit from Abby's Mom and Dad, They got some books, and They got a wonderful package from Smudge's Mom and Dad. I heard Her tell Him that They made out like bandits. If you know what that means, please tell me, because it doesn't sound like a good thing to me, and yet They are smiling big smiles.
Since He didn't get His spaghetti on Saturday, She is cooking some for Him tonight. Even if She had some spaghetti yesterday, She could eat it every day! It is no use to want to get thin, like Kasey, She says. Anyway,, Grandmas are supposed to look like dumplings. I have seen dumplings, and She does look like that. He says He loves Her just like She is. It's a good thing, She says.
I am going to look around in the boxes now, to see if there is anything for cats. Cheery-bye.