Embarrassed Cat!

This is so hard to tell you, because my feelings are very hurt. Two times today I had trouble. Once, when I jumped up on the back of Her office chair, where I go to get my brushing, and once at the soft couch-top where I prefer to have my naps. First, I jumped up on Her chair to get on Her shoulder for my brushing, I slid off the back of the chair and fell down. I was between Her and the chair, and I scratched Her up pretty badly trying to regain my balance. She wanted to console me, but I was so ashamed of myself I ran away. Later, while She was eating lunch, I went to jump up on the back of the couch - I have done it a million times - and I missed, and fell right down on the floor. This time I did go to Her for pets, but I felt so sad I could hardly purr.
Anyway, They went off to where Apache's girls live because there was a party there, and I just went into Their closet and hid. I didn't even want to come out when They came home. She acted like nothing was wrong and started telling me about the party, which was delightful, She said, but I still didn't come out until just now. I know She thinks I am too fat to jump up, but I heard Her tell Him that we might need to see a vet. Oh, NO! Not a vet! I will be very careful from now on.
One funny thing - He had so much vegetables and pasta at the party that He doesn't want His spaghetti tonight. He asked Her to make it on Monday this time! Bye Bye now.