Goodbye Flowers

The flowers She got for Her birthday are gone. She did love those flowers. I thought She was going to keep them forever. She kept telling us they are still fine, but now they are dry, and their petals are falling off - and even if She rearranges them a hundred more times, those flowers are gone. We tried to help by eating all the green parts, but even though we gacked them up, She didn't take them away. I am telling you, She loved those flowers. Some people get flowers when they die. Not Her. She says, don't waste money on flowers I won't be there to enjoy. Give the money to the Esspeeceeay, She says. She saw that we looked worried, and said, no, Coffster, I feel fine. I'm just telling you now so that you don't have to wonder.
She got some news today about one of Her beloved Crones. That is Tori-Tzu's mom. She has a thing in her tummy that shouldn't be there, and the doctor will have to take it out. That Crone friend has fine sons to help her while she is sick. It was time to wish love and energy for her, She said. I'm glad we are good at wishing!
This is spaghetti night, so it is time to take a look at Her plate while She and He are watching their movie. It is a mystery. She loves mysteries as much as flowers! Chow.