Thursday, February 11, 2010

Snicker Cats

What a day this has been. It has been cold and rainy all day, and She has been kind of restless. But I have made myself available to give Her snuggles and a couple of massages, so now She feels better. The only thing is, He has gone off to play a card game, and from there He will go to a meeting, so She is on Her own. This would be a good time to finish off that chili from LW's Mom. I tasted it, and that is what I am going to urge Her to fix.
But anyway, here is the joke I said I would tell: She read it out loud to me from a book, and we just laughed and laughed. Here's how it goes:
A gnome is in the garden, busily destroying some bushes when a cat appears. "What are you?" asked the cat. "A gnome," comes the reply. "I steal food from humans. I kill their plants. I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?"
The cat replies, " Ummmm. I'm a gnome." Get it? (snerk) She told this to Her OperaGirl, and she said it was cute. She has such clever friends.
I am worn out from cheering Her up all day. If you want me, I'll be in the closet. Nitey nite.

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