April Fool Cats

This is the first day of April, and She tells me to be very careful, because it is a day for playing tricks. So far, we haven't played any tricks, except I told Her I wanted pets, and then I ran away. Oh, and instead of sitting on the floor by Her chair to get my butter today, I got up on the table. It made Her chuckle, and I had five fingers of butter before I got down. He and She don't do tricks on each other. She said that would be mean, because we are all supposed to trust each other, and you can't do anything mean.
What She did this afternoon was to go and get Her breathing tested. She runs out of breath very easily, and the doc said to check Her breathing. It wasn't a hard test, She said. She had to breathe into a machine, then another machine, then the first machine again. She said She just felt a little silly doing that.
His mother called today and asked Her if They wanted to go to a Catholic church service on Sunday. She tried not to laugh at her,but they are SO not Catholic, She says. His mother doesn't know what day it is, so She wouldn't expect His mom to know that. If I ever get like that, just shoot me, She tells Him. I would NOT like that to happen!
I'll try to think up a trick to play on Kasey, and I promise it won't be a mean trick. Maybe I'll eat some kibbles out of her bowl. Beware of tricks!