Cat -Cestors

It turns out that the country that has been in the news is a very very old country, and She was explaining to us that Cats were considered to be gods in that country. Well, Kasey says she still is a goddess and don't you forget it. It might explain why she has the uppity attitude of hers. As for me, I am just glad that we have other ancestors besides fierce lions and tigers. I don't want to be fierce, even though I have given Her a nip when She wakes me up. My cousin, Lion, who looks like a lion only smaller, would not like to be fierce, either. But he will be glad to know our ancestors were once gods.
I guess She thinks He is a god, as well, because He brought Her a lovely bunch of flowers so She will be His Valentine. They are very nice flowers, and Kasey and I examined them very carefully. In fact, Kasey has already helped Her by trimming a couple of leaves. She didn't want Kasey to get sick, so She chased Kasey away. She got Him something for Valentines Day, but it has to come in the mail. If it doesn't get here in time, He will still be Her Valentine.
He didn't know what to get Her for Her birthday, so She tried to find out how much it would cost to have it work like LW's. It is too complicated, She says. She doesn't need changes to the TV, except that Her beloved Eddie will be in a show next month, on a station She can't see. Oh, well, She says. It will all work out. Naptime now. TTYL