Inspection Cats

As well you know, I am the chief inspector of everything around here, and things looked OK to me today, but what I didn't know was that there is a certain time for Them to get their cars checked out and must pass a test before getting a sticker. It is the car that has to pass the test, and if you don't have the correct sticker, a policeperson might make you pay some money. If you know Her at all, you realize that it would make Her plenty worked-up if She had to pay money like that. So off She went to the place where you get the sticker, and after a while, they gave it to Her.
Remember how She needed a haircut? When She went to the haircut place, the person who cuts Her hair was not there. You might think someone else could cut it, but She said no, because the same person has cut Her hair for forever, and She won't let someone else do it. Do you know why? Her haircut person would know if someone else cut it have hurt feelings. At our house, we try to avoid hurt feelings, even though sometimes it cannot be helped. So hair must stay too long for a few more days.
She is planning something with rice for Her dinner tonight, and I am not sure if I will like it. I will try to be fair, and don't worry - I'll let you know.