Guardian Cats

I was minding my own business, looking out the window, waiting for my butter, when a gray tabby cat with one white paw came into view. I went to high alert. This was not a cat I knew, but I soon showed him who was boss. He was curious, and came close to the window. He couldn't hear me, but he saw me make a mean meow face. I pawed the window, and he ran away, toward the side of our house. Skillfully maneuvering around the furniture, I surprised him by appearing at the side window. Oh, sure, he tried to look harmless, but I would not give up until he was gone - over the fence and away. It took some more meows, and several more pawings at the side windows, but he finally admitted defeat and fled. You know She was proud of me, because butter and snuggles followed. It was lucky She didn't have lunch plans today, because I required a lot of snuggles and skritches.  He and She can relax, knowing Coffee, the Wonder Cat, is on guard. Kasey remained asleep.
In my honor, our dinner tonight will contain tomato sauce, which I love. Ah-dyoo, my amis.