Half-Price Cats

You remember, I'm sure, that Kasey and I came from the esspeeceeay, but I bet you didn't know we were half-price. The day that He and She came to adopt a new cat, They saw both of us. When they couldn't decide which one They liked best, The people at esspeeceeay said They could have us both, and They only had to pay one adoption fee. Nobody has to tell Her twice when there is a bargain, so He and She took us both. It turned out to be a good thing, because I am a snuggle-bug purr-factory, and Kasey is - well - aloof. It only took a little while before it was clear that Kasey liked Him best and I liked Her best, and we have been happy ever since. I have learned that if something says half-price, She is interested. There is a place where She buys meat that is always sending a paper saying you can get stuff half-price. I notice that the number they give for the whole price is extremely high, so half-price might not be the bargain She thinks it is. I tried to point that out to Her, but She wouldn't listen. So a shirt that cost $5.00 is now half-price off of $10.00. She is usually kind of smart, but I can't tell you how easy it is to pull Her into a deal like that. I think She has bargains in Her blood. Maybe it is because She was born when nobody had any money, but I think it is just the way She is. Do you think She would have brought both Kasey and me home if we had not been half-price? I asked Him that one time, and He said, yes She would, but don't ask Her about it. Whatever caused Her to say yes to the esspeeceeay, being half-price didn't hurt. Later, Gator.