Science Cats

Kasey and I are all about Science. We are interested in facts. We want proof. We don't believe in magical things. He and She are all about Science, too. Only She tends to think some of the things that Science has discovered are magic, indeed. Kasey and I have to learn about this from watching TV and the computer, because if we listen to Her, She talks about magical things. She can hardly believe that there are phones that people have today that can take pictures, even movies. They can send printed messages that She calls Text. They can tell you haw to find a house or a street or a city, and oh, by the way, you can talk on them, too. She considers that invention a miracle. She doesn't have such a phone, and She really doesn't need one, but if She were still being a teacher, She would probably have to have one. She has had a regular phone and a pager before, but those things are as old-fashioned as ice-boxes. This has gotten us all to be thinking about discoveries and new ideas. One thing I would like to have is a machine that will keep Her here at home with me. It would be nice if there were an invention that would catch fleas when they sneak in, and vaporize them. Those fleas have caused so much trouble for all of us, but Auntie Heather told us what to use, and things are much better. It isn't magic, but it is new stuff that just got invented lately, so She doesn't have to find the fleas on us and squish them. He and She are very happy to be going to Rocky'sDad's birthday party, and it will be at a place where there is fish to eat, so She isn't fixing fish tonight. Well, I guess I can be a nice cat and not complain about it. Last night, She fixed sausage that tasted so good that I stole a little piece. That will have to hold me for awhile. Toodles.