Butter-Cat

Luckily for me, I don't panic. Oh, yes, I get wary and watchful, but if I WERE going to panic, it might have been today! You see, She got up early, but She just got cleaned up and dressed, and skipped Her bagel. At first, I thought She was sleepwalking, but it turned out that She was taking Mable's Mom for an emmareye. I don't know what that is, but She seemed worried that it might be bad news for M'sM. So She left without reading Her paper or giving anycat (ahem) some butter. I watched out the window, annd after a long time, She came home and told Him that M'sM seemed better. THEN She fixed Her bagel! Since I had waited so long, I had about ten fingers-full of butter before I "lost interest" and walked away. That was a close call. I should have known She wouldn't leave me butterless, though. I watched the cheeky birds out the window while She read Her paper, and now everything is normal again! It is safe for me to find a cozy spot and have a nap. Bye.