How to Get a Cat

She said it again today - that She could make a new cat out of the fur that she brushes off me! I don't believe Her! There are only two ways to get a cat. You go to the esspeeceeay (or out in your yard, like Smudge's mom) or you get them out of your tummy, like Katy next door. If She DID make a new cat out of my fur, it would be very good looking, but I wouldn't like it. There is already one too many cats in this house to share kibbles, butter and snuggles with. Kasey went and sniffed Her finger with the butter on it today, and almost tasted it, but at the last minute, she walked away. I had an extra finger of butter, just to show Kasey I am the best butter-cat. Then I had a big drink of water out of the silver cup, and after I write my story, I am going to rest up so I can help the air-conditioner-checking guys later. Toodles.