Cat Tale

People have wondered how I get to do these stories and so I will explain. It is not a secret, in fact I think She knows. Here's what I do - When She is reading her messages, I jump up on the back of Her chair, and onto Her shoulder. For some reason, that seems to make Her laugh. She stops what She is doing, and gives me lots of snuggles. She brushes my fur, and after awhile, She tries to go back to Her messages. That is when I get on the desk and lie down on the keys. (I taught this trick to my cousin Smudge.)
No matter how She tries to coax me, I just stay there. If She picks me up, I purr very loud, and we begin snuggles again, until She realizes it's no use, and goes for some coffee (the drink). That's when I go to work.
She is quite happy today, so I guess She is seeing Her beloved Crones tonight. I need to go get a drink now. This writing makes a cat very thirsty! Toodle pip.