Kasey Speaks

Hello humans. This is Kasey. I am writing this story today because my wimpy brother is afraid of that new meddling intruder from next door. He is twice her size, but has taken to his closet hoping she will be gone when he comes out. That is not going to happen, and I told him to use his size and wits to stake out his place. The silly woman here tries to cajole him and promise him safe passage, but the woman has no clue. My Man, on the other hand, just goes about his business and I am fine. The box on his desk is quite comfortable.  I am used to the bedroom as well. My trips to the living room have been short and infrequent. Coffee-Scaredy-Cat has always depended on the woman. I told him not to trust humans, but did he listen? He is getting what he deserves. I don't care whether the woman is happy, or whether Coffee stops hiding, and I don't care what the humans eat for dinner. If you don't like that, well, adjust. I'm going back to bed.