News Cats

Every morning, She reads the newspaper. Someone brings it to our house, and he goes out to get it after he feeds the birds. She gets Her breakfast and sits there and reads the news. Here is what I don't get. Every day They look at news on TV. People send them news on the computer.  With all that news, why do you suppose She needs to get that paper?  I have asked Her that before, and She tells me, Cofs, I like to know more about the news than what they say on TV. Besides, the paper tells me who died, in case anyone was a friend. It also has funny jokes at the back. She says She has been reading some of those picture jokes for a long time. He and She feel interested in what is happening. I think that is a good sign, in case there is anything about danger to cats.
Yesterday She wanted to get dinner from the place where they make those puffy eggs, but the rain bummed Her out. Well, today He said He would go and get it if She ordered it, so that is what our dinner will be tonight. I think it's a good idea, don't you? Toodle Pip for now.