Religion Cats

There is a lot of stuff on the news about this thing called religion. I had to ask Her how to spell that. I also had to ask Her what it is about. She told me it is about what you believe. That is easy for me. My religion is eating and sleeping and getting pets and snuggles.  She told me that's as good as any other one. It turns out people start very young to learn about what their parents believe, but all these things can be different. It seems to cause a lot of trouble. When everyone thinks what they believe is right, you can imagine the arguments it can cause.  And people tend to stick up for their parents, so you can't tell them it's wrong. He and She believe Everyone is tied together, so we should be nice to everyone. They believe you should be kind and helpful and follow rules that you and your friends agree on.  He and She think it is up to humans to keep the world nice. Some people believe another guy does it all.  I like Their religion, because it includes being very nice to cats. She made me promise to try to get along better with Kate. I am not sure about that, but then, Kasey, Kate and I don't belong to Her religion. Speaking of eating, I think I smell shrimp. Oddy-ose.