Fierce Cats!

We are usually not terribly fierce. There is usually not much to be fierce about, but today, we were faced with an intruder, and had to make mean faces. Here is what happened. I was looking out the window, while Kasey was on the table, begging Her for treats. Suddenly, a cat appeared in our yard! I was very alert, but didn't get fierce until the cat climbed up on some bricks and got face to face with me. Only a double-pane window kept me from being attacked in my own home! I started to pat on the window to scare the cat away. I don't know why She laughed, because I was quite serious! Do you know what the intruder did then? That wicked cat started patting the window on the outside, right by my paws! She said, Coffs, he wants to shake hands. Hmph. By this time, Kasey had become curious, and got on the window sill next to me. Kasey hissed and made a really really mean face, and the other cat ran away! Then Kasey biffed ME! I tried to tell her it wasn't my fault, but that's the way Kasey is. We chased each other all over the place then. It made Her laugh harder, and call Him to watch. It was then we realized we were being fierce with the wrong cats. WE aren't intruders!
I am completely worn out, now. I will go have a nap, and hope for an easier day tomorrow! Later.