Wary Cats

What a day! When She checked Her email this morning, someone had found the list of a bunch of Her friends, and sent them a letter saying She wanted them to send Her money! She was very busy all morning trying to get it to be alright. She told us She must learn to beware of these emergencies. She said they were hackers, and who knows how far this thing will go. It is funny to me, because I have always been the careful one, wary of everything, and She has told me not to be so wary. I guess She is singing a different meow today. Well, She feels bad enough, so I won't laugh at Her anymore - at least for today.
On top of the hackers, She got a call from the place where His mother lives. They said she wasn't taking her medicine, and she has a fever. At first, She was going to say good, but knew that would be mean, so She told them to do what is best for her, and told Him about it when He came home.
We don't even remember our other moms anymore. We are Their kitties now.
I need to send a note out to my cousins. We are lucky cats, because our people are kind and easy to train. Poor Katy's Husband - he doesn't have a nice warm place to stay. If He didn't feed him - well I don't know what would happen.
What is that she is singing now? Ten days to Eddie? Oh, that's right. She is chuffed. (snerk)