Coupon Cats

If you know Her at all, you know She loves to find a bargain. Well, yesterday She found a paper about some special kind of cat litter, and He said we should try it. The paper said they would send us every penny of the cost of the litter. The story said that it was made of all natural stuff, and that it wouldn't have any smell. I don't see anything wrong with the way our litter smells now, but somehow, She thinks it is too smelly. He likes for Her to be happy, so He agreed to get the new kind of litter. After all, it will be free when the company sends them the money back. And they can get it at a store that is very close. Well, Kasey and I will try it, but if we don't like it - there will be consequences. That means we will pee on the rug.
She watched an Eddie program while She ate Her lunch, and it was the funniest one I saw. Eddie talked about how you can't train a cat. That man must know a lot about cats, because it was exactly right. It was just right about dogs, too. I can see why She thinks Eddie is funny.
Since She doesn't make gumbo on Saturday anymore, I think She plans to eat some of yesterday's pizza. Actually, I am OK with that, because She let me taste some meat from the top of it yesterday, and it was kind of good. Now Kasey and I need to climb in the boxes that came with the last of the catalog stuff. That finishes shopping for this year. And this time She means it. Sure. I believe Her, don't you? (snerk)