Offended Cats

Yes, I knew She was going to get Her hair cut, so that's when I went in to write my story yesterday. The trouble was that He thought is was a good idea to turn off the computer and the lights in Her office. Well, of course I was offended. Doesn't He know that She and I have a system worked out? I will let you in on a suspicion of mine. I think He doesn't read my stories, and so He doesn't take them seriously. I just say hmmph to that.  So now you have to hear about today's adventures, and try to imagine that yesterday was a gray and rainy day when we all would have been better of staying home and not worrying about a hair cut. Hmmph.
Today She decided that it is easier to go without breakfast than to play attack the plastic strap with Kate. That little rascal has torn up Her table cover with her little claws. I think She is afraid that Her hand that holds the strap will be the next thing to go. She will try this plan for about a week, in hopes that Kate will forget about that game and play with her own toys. I have some very disappointing news for Her. Her brilliant plan is not going to work. She doesn't realize how intense Kate's love of the game is, and how psychology doesn't work on cats. I'll let you know how it turns out in about a week or so. That's all the time She can go without Her toast and butter along with Her coffee-the-drink.
I am checking out what She has planned for dinner. It looks kind of interesting, even though it isn't fish. That's my story for today. Shalom.