Adhesive Cats

Ever since I Gently woke Her with a nice massage this morning, I have been sticking right to Her. It just happens some days that I feel very loving, and I know She can always use a charming, handsome cat around. This was one of those days. She probably wonders where I am right now. After my butter, I got up on the table and lay on Her paper. She read around me ant then we went to Her morning routine of greeting all Her computer friends. We did have a small issue with Her keeping me snuggled up while She tried to use Her keyboard, but every so often I let Her rest Her fingers and got on the keyboard so She could use that fake mouse. I don't know why they call it a mouse. It doesn't look, move or smell like a mouse, but there are some things about humans that I just don't get. Since I left so much hair on Her keyboard She decided to brush me., I always like that. Then She got a phone call and seemed to forget me, so I had to give Her a little nip to remind Her what She should be doing. I forgot that She hates that biting stuff, so She got mad and pushed me away. I got into Her in-box and had a little nap, just about a yardstick away from Her.We had lunch, and She could eat just fine with me lying on Her arm. Back at the computer, I stayed off the keyboard and lay on the table, snuggling on Her chest. When I knew it was time for Her questions show, I let Her go so I could write my story, but I will be back on snuggle-duty for a while longer after that. She is having a nice dinner with the red sauce on some meat named eggplant. I don't see any egg, but they both love that dinner so much, and I will love the sauce. I am so very happy to have Her here at home with me. Buh-bye.