Puzzled Cats

Part of my day is spent in trying to figure out how Humans manage to survive with all their strange ways.I know that some cats go in and out of their houses, but we don't have to. We are fine with staying in. It is cooler in the summer and warmer in the winter. It is safer, and there aren't many bugs inside. Humans, on the other paw, go in and out and travel somewhere almost every day. Instead of having someone bring them their dinners, they have to go to a place called store. I think He goes to this store every day. Meanwhile, She hardly ever goes out and everyone thinks that is very odd. I think it is very wise of Her to stay here with Her beloved cats and to buy everything through the mail. I kind of remember when She used to go out, but She would fall down a lot, and She isn't too sure of how her old bones will act if She keeps falling down. So She mostly stays in. I think it is a smart choice. I also wonder how humans can deal with banks. That is what They call the places where They keep Their money. I am trying to figure this puzzle out now. He has money in a bank. He has a card so He can pay for things with His money. The bank calls Him and says He owes them money, but He hasn't spent any. He, She and I are very puzzled about this. Here's what I understand. It cost some money automatically and every month the bank adds some more. I think that is what they call bank robbery, but He and She are working on putting a stop to it. It makes Him all tired out, and I can see why. I think everyone should relax for today, and fix some nice fish for our dinner. I'll go coax Her to do that. Cheers.