Doomed Cats

Yes, we are all doomed. That is what She explained to us today. To start with, He and She eat meat. Personally, I think that is normal, because that's what Kasey and I like to eat, as well. People tell her that it is cruel to eat meat, because the poor animals have to suffer. We don't agree with that, since it has been going on for about a gazillion years, so how bad can it be? He and She don't care if you don't want to eat it, though. Then it comes out that sugar is poison. Well, I wouldn't know, because I am a cat, and cats can't taste sweet, which is what you get from sugar. And He is not supposed to eat sugary things, but She loves sweet stuff. Fruits and vegetables cause trouble unless they grow without chemicals or bug spray. She has been eating vegetables for all Her life, and just washes them. Now they are doing something science-y to vegetables, and She doesn't like that. It just makes growers rich. The same goes for fruit. If it has bug spray it might kill you, so She washes it. So there is not much left to eat, I guess. On top of that, there is stuff in the air that hurts your breathing, and it also causes the whole world to get warmer, so we may all drown when all the ice melts. If you believe all that stuff, it doesn't leave much to eat, much to breathe or much to save from floods and fires. Now She read that cell phones are so powerful that they can make you sick if you stay too close to them. After hearing all those troubles, Kasey and I were shaking and scared. Well, I was. Kasey didn't much care. But then She said we still are alive today, so we should eat what we want, try to get everyone to pay attention to what we need, and make each other feel good. Let's not worry about what people say, but do our very best to keep things going smoothly. Nobody lives forever, Cofs, She told me. Let's make things nice for each other while we are here. Let's have some nice pizza roll for our dinner, and try to make it a nice evening. I had to give Her some extra snuggles after that. I hope you are all alive for a long time. Chow.