Chuckling Cats

She was reading things on Her computer, and I was looking over Her shoulder. She would smile or laugh - but then She saw two different things that made Her actually make a snort. Both things were about guys in the government who want to make laws about babies. One is, if you are going to have a baby, you need to have it, even if you can't take care of it or it would make you sick. If humans can fix cats, why shouldn't they decide not to have a baby that will live a hard life, or maybe be sick. They admit that unwanted kittens are a sad thing. Well, there is a guy who said he saw pictures of babies inside their moms, and they were masturbating. He says if they can feel pleasure, then you shouldn't safely get rid of them. It would hurt them. I thought She was going to fall off Her chair. She was halfway between laughing and howling. She said now I've seen everything. I don't think I can be more shocked. Then she read down a little farther, and there was a guy who said they looked inside of women who took some pills so they wouldn't have unwanted babies, and their insides were full of tiny little dead babies. She had to shut off the computer then, and go away from it. Luckily, She turned it on to find out some information, so now I can write my story about how strange these guys are who work for Her government. She is going to look again tomorrow, in hopes that this is a big hoax, but I don't think it is. I have seen those things before, and didn't quite understand them. We have already had our dinner. It was lovely, with meat and noodles and red sauce. I love all those things. Since She lost Her appetite over the things She read, I had plenty to lick from Her plate. Talk to you later.