Determined Cats

I wanted to write my story very early today, but I had to wait for Her to start the computer. The trouble was, after She started it, She didn't go away. I tried to get Her to leave by getting on the keys, and shedding fur all over the letters, but She just patiently scooted me off and cleaned the fur off the letters. The joke is on Her, though, because there is still some fur in between. So I snuggled up to Her and put my head on Her hand, so She couldn't move it. She just reached over me with Her other hand to reach the letters. It was as if She didn't have any idea that I wanted to write my story. I bothered Her every way I could think of to get Her to go away. I was almost ready to bite Her, but then I realized She might just dump me on the floor if I did that. Well, now She has finally gone and I have the computer all to myself - and I forgot what I was going to write. If I know Her, She would think that was funny, so please keep my secret for me. Anyway, I am tired of all the government stuff, and the health stuff. Like hearing that too much fat isn't good for people and cats. Last night for dinner, I had some bacon, and let me tell you, I loved that stuff. It was almost as good as the butter I eat every morning. Maybe I was going to tell you about the bacon. I never had it before and She didn't think I would like it, since I only lick the plate, usually. LW'sMom does not see how I could do that. I don't have a germy mouth, but people say how clean can it be if I use it to wash my butt. She tries to tell them I clean it after I do that, but I guess She doesn't convince everybody. You would think the people would know I don't want a dirty tongue in my mouth. Well, She might come back. There will be left-overs tonight, so all She has to do is heat them up and fix some veggies, so I will bid you a good evening.