Saturday, October 5, 2013
Scientific Cats
When She was looking at Her computer and visiting with her friends, She came across a picture of a kind of machine they can install in a person with His kind of condition where He can't eat too much sugar or other white food. Then the machine makes the kind of stuff that mixes with the wrong food and makes it normal. She thinks that would just be perfect for Him, Sure, He eats a gazillion vegetables, but He wants some white potatoes and noodles and cookies once in awhile, and he can't have them. She looked for the article to show him, but She couldn't find it. It had gotten lost in the electrons in the air. She went to another place to look up the info, and Whew. There it was. Now all She needs is to remember to show it to Him when He gets home. Kasey and I will help remind Her, because we are in favor of the way science can fix things, and we all like machines better than more pills. She has stopped taking almost all the drugstore pills and now only takes ones from the mail, and the ones that keep Her from feeling too sad. She really likes feeling happy, you see. He takes such a lot of pills that it takes him a long time to count them out. When Kasey and I had to take pills to stop the fleas, He had to put them in a special kind of kibble that had a hole in it. He put the pill in the hole and Kasey and I just chomped it right down. If it didn't have that very tasty wrapper on it, we would never have let them give us the pill. I am glad Science is always working to fix problems in the world. I will celebrate with a nice piece of pizza tonight. I love pizza. TaTa for now.
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