Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Electronic Cats

One thing we have around here is a lot electronic things. There is the TV, and Their computers. Each of them has a computer of their own,and that is a good thing, because She spends hours on Hers and He would need His for business. Another thing is the phone. There are three phones, but they all have the same number. Almost every time He or She uses the phone, there is an electronic person who answers, and He and She have to push buttons and give answers to get to talk to a person. Lots of people complain about this, but not everyone gets as angry as He does. If the electronic person doesn't understand Him, He shouts louder, like He would do if the electronic person couldn't hear Him. It is something She tries to explain, but He doesn't see any other reason why the electronic person can't understand Him. He speaks clearly so He guesses He needs to talk louder. Then he answers in sentences when they ask a question. Suppose the E.P. asks Him for a number. He says stuff like I don't have a number like that. They ask him again and He says the same thing, only louder. It would make a funny comedy act if it didn't make Him so mad. That is why He needs to have a computer guy, because if something goes wrong, He gets mad. I haven't noticed Her getting so mad about things like that, but when She is watching the news on TV, then She's the one who gets mad and talks to the TV. Kasey and I have laughed, but Maybe it's not so funny. Getting mad gives you a headache, and we like Him and Her to feel calm and pain-free. Sometimes I have to jump up and give Her snuggles to make Her headache go away. Kasey gets on His lap almost every evening, and that makes Him nice and calm. Maybe those people who fight about the government need a couple of cats to make them calm and happy. I think I'll suggest that. Now I have to see what She is fixing. It smells like fish. Good evening.

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