Eating Cats

Today I want to talk to you about what people eat. It is important to me, because I depend on certain things to make me have a lovely day. I depend on butter for my breakfast, and on something tasty on Her plate each evening. These things do not replace my regular food, but I still depend on it. Kasey and I eat dry kibbles. He and She once had a cat that They loved, and that kitty got some bad canned food which made her sick and she died from it. They don't want to take a chance with us, so we don't get canned food. That is OK with me, because we have very tasty kibbles and plenty of water. Humans, on the other hand, need variety in what they eat, so He and She have something different every evening. I bet She could eat pizza every day, but They don't like the idea of the same thing every day, so She changes the menu. Lots of Her friends are talking about eating only vegetables. Aunt H. and Uncle J. do that. Once He ate only vegetables and He couldn't stick to it for more than one year. She says She likes to eat meat and fish, so She will continue to do that. If everyone else gets mad at Her it will make Her very sad, but She will not change. She says She is too old to change now, and I understand, because She is very old. She is also fat. She says She has tried a lot of times to be not so fat, but it hasn't worked for Her, so Since She doesn't have to go many places, She can live with Her sore knees. I know She would not give up Her cookies. She eats six every day. Another thing She really likes is to have dessert every evening. Since I don't like sweet things, and He should not eat them, I guess She could skip that, but I don't think She will. She has stopped eating such big plates of food, but that is as far as She will go, and I am not interested in fighting with Her about it. I saw what She is fixing for dinner tonight, and I believe I will like it .  I'll let you know. Chow for now.