Musical Cats

You already know how He and She love us, and They love other cats, because cats are so very cute. Well, She gets a kind of book where you can pick out something you want to buy, so She sent for a kind of CD about Songs of the Cat. She has been playing it almost non-stop. Each song on it is about something else, but the singers change the words so they suit cats instead of what the original song was about. I have listened, and to tell you the truth, some of the songs are kind of sad. If something happened to us, She wouldn't want to hear the sad ones. Some are so funny that even Kasey chuckles when She hears them. Kasey never laughs , or at least not often, so you must know the funny ones are really funny. There is one where a cat got so fat that he was always hungry, and grew to be a giant. When the lady fell down on the floor and the cat was going to eat her, but She got away and the cat got sent to a zoo. It is only a joke, or She wouldn't like it. There is a funny show all about the adventures of cats, and She plays those songs as well. It is a wonderful thing about cats that they can make you laugh and cry and say awwww. I am very glad that I am a handsome cat and that my sister Kasey and I get in cute positions, so They tell each other to come and look. You know, She used to be a good singer, but now She just kind of croaks. I will bet you six kibbles that She starts singing some of the cat songs. I won't care how She sounds, I will love to hear that. I'll tell you about it if it happens. Oddy-oats for now.