Too Good to be True Cats

Today I am even more glad that I am a cat than usual. It seems to me that humans have a lot to be wary of. Earlier this week, someone on the phone told Him that He had won a big bunch of money. He was so pleased that it hurt Her to tell Him is was a trick. She asked the guy on the phone how much it would cost Him, and the guy hung up That happened three days in a row. Now, today, a guy called and told Him that there was a valuable package waiting for Him, but they wouldn't send it without insurance. Of course, the insurance cost about all the money He gets from His check, but the guy said they would refund it if the package got there safely. She was about to scream, She was so mad at the guy. She finally convinced Him it was a trick and tried to get Him to understand that She was just mean and didn't believe that people gave back money or gave away things for nothing. She is sad that She is mean, but She is very particular about money, and He is not. He is nice and trusts everybody. He would never trick anyone like that. She told him that if we didn't have two million dollars worth of cats, we might actually be poor. And I know this is true, even if She laughed when She said it. Chicken for our dinner tonight. We all love chicken. Osta Mon-yona, amigos.