She Played a Trick

What was She thinking? When She went away yesterday, She turned off the computer where I write my stories! I don't know how to turn it on, so there I sat, wanting to talk to you, and no way to do it! I think She was just so excited to see her beloved Crones that She didn't think about it. She told Him it was a wonderful meeting, where they heard about Smudge's Mom's new-found family in Oregon. I don't know where that is, but She said it's farther than where Mazie lives! She heard about Juliette's Mom and her adventures with a new doctor, named Dr. Shoe, She says. I had to laugh at that! Her good friend who had a daughter get married told about an awful adventure with the new groom getting shot in a home invasion! It made me scared when She told Him about it, but She says we are safe, because we don't have anything to steal. I think She is joking, because They have two very fine cats (even if one is rude). Boru's Mom was there, and said the place where they meet has water damage from that big storm I told you about before. That made all the Crones sad. But they cheered up with the cupcakes, She said, and all loved each other.
That's nice, but I have work to do. There are lots of birds to watch today, and a squirrel who needs me to make a mean face at her! Oddy-ose.