Watchful Cats

If you want my opinion, there are a lot of strange sounds around here. I just get settled down for a snooze and something clicks, buzzes, whistles or snaps. That does not include the sneezes and coughs - I know where those come from. But take today, for example. She was watching TV and I was stretched out on Her tummy, all cozy, when I thought I heard pawsteps. I looked carefully, but there was no other cat around. I settled back down, and there was a rustling noise. OK, that was Him, opening His letter.Whatever they would do around here without me, I don't know. There are so many noises to check out, and goodness knows Kasey wouldn't do it. I really earn my kibbles and the occasional bite of fish.
She has kind of a mystery, too, and I can't check it for Her. She remembers that She ordered something from one of Her catalogs, but it has not come. everything else has been delivered or is on the way, but this one item - no one can find it. Lucky for Her, Christmas is still a lot of time away, so She can order it again, but really. She is mystified.
LW'sBrother wonders if their family is unique. That means nothing else is like them. She says LW'sPeople are unique in lots of ways - all good. But their gerbil died, and we are sad about that.
Rest in peace little fellow. I would not have hurt you. So long, now.