Cool Cats

If you ever came to our house you would see something very unusual. In our kitchen there are two refrigerators. Sometimes people ask why and there are some good guesses. The 2 refrigerators show you some important things about Him and Her. Each of them have some peculiar things about them. To start with, He is very organized.  He organizes His time and His space. Not so much His money. Well, She learned long ago that it wasn't important to change Him, just like He doesn't try to change Her. He likes to make His lunches for the whole week. He keeps His salad makings and His finished salad in one refrigerator, along with His creamer, His drinks and the million tomatoes and onions He always has on hand. If you look in there, everything is neat. Everything is where it belongs. If you ask Him where is His mustard, He can tell you from the next room, without even looking. She prefers to call the other refrigerator the family one.She keep things in a kind of order, but She says it is more random than He likes.She keeps most things on the higher shelves, because She is not good at bending. It is also hard for Her to reach way in the back, so some things get lost back there, and She forgets about them. Every so often, She has to find some odd things and throw them out. That does not fit in with Her attitude about not wasting things, so there is a bit more space on the back of the stuff She uses all the time. If you think this is confusing, just keep two words in mind. Organized and Random.  It explains something about their closet, too, but I'll tell you about that some other time. I love living here, I don't care about them being weird. I'd rather live where there are two refrigerators than where cats cannot be cozy.
I don't have a poem about our dinner tonight, because it is leftovers, and I don't know any words that rhyme with that. O-ree-vwar.