Crone Cats

It turns out that I can never be a Crone, because I am a guy. Crones are ladies of a special age. Some people think Crones are witches or bad women, but we know that is not true, because She is a Crone, and Her Crone friends are not witches or bad people. I heard Her explain it to someone this way. There are three stages in a woman's life. They are Maiden, which are girls who are too young to get married, then there are Mothers, who are women who can have children if they want them, and there are Crones, who are women who are too old to have more children. Her Crones believe that living a long time gives you wisdom. Crones are supposed to be strong and helpful. Her Crones are helpful to Her, because they make Her feel cheerful and happy. She says they keep Her centered - whatever that means. For someone who is centered, She sure falls down a lot.  The Crones used to do stuff for the church, but most of them have drifted away from that. I guess Sabra'sMom is the only one who goes to the church anymore, or perhaps Mable'sMom.  In our house, I believe Kasey is old enough to be a Crone in cat-years. Kate is too young. She would be in the Mother stage if she hadn't been fixed. So tonight She will go and meet with Her beloved Crones. They go to a place where there are good things to eat, and good coffee-the-drink.  It doesn't cost Her anything, because Cleo'sMom gave Her a free ticket to get things there. We will see what He fixes for dinner, but I don't think I will like it. Kate likes what He fixes, but I think I will just eat my kibbles. I don't care, because Crones make Her so happy. Oh, if you want to be a Crone, that will be fine, because pre-Crones are welcome, She says. Just not guys.
Have a peaceful night. Shalom.